Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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