like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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