Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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