Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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