Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
tell me about the eggs
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
