it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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