butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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