Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
one might say we're banned from that church
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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