Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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