You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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