I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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