We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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