grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
bring money and cleavage
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
