i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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