I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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