bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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