He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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