The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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