I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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