He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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