whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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