Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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