no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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