Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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