I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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