I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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