fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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