Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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