you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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