is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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