real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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