...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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