I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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