I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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