no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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