Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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