I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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