I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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