Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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