The maid of honor just puked.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Pants are for mortals
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
