I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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