you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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