Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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