I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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