i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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