North Korea, Best Korea!
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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