Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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