It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
