It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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