I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just google imaged poop.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we're making bets on your personal life
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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